singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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