He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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