Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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