I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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