Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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