eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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