Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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