chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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