i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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