so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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