its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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