There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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