her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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