Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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