My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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