we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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