well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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