My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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