Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
All the doctor said was why
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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