He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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