In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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