I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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