This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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