In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is that strawberry winking at me??
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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