Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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