Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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