No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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