your thong is hanging out like whoa
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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