My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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