i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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