I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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