i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Drunk is a universal language darling
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