This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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