It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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