a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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