Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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