I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize