Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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