u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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