if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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