yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We named our party play list daddy issues
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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