you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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