My brain says no but my pants say off.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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