Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize