Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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