Just cropdusted the office
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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