i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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