So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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