Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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