super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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